i ate a little mexican for lunch

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i monched that puss for like 20 minutes. i didn't notice it last time but she got two little horizontal scars on her puss mound, like on the left side of her body. could that be where she had kids by c-section? they're aboot a inch wide.

    she told me to slow down once, an i did. an she grabbed my right hand an put it on her titty. she made me pinch the fuck out a her nip an squeeze the tit real hard, like harder than i ever squeesed a tit. i was afraid i'd hurt her. then she came an her body shook. i started laughing an she said "shut up." :jj: for realzies.
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    Jesus, I'm getting ready to eat. Thanks for spoiling my appetite.
     
  3. idiotbox

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    that's where they removed her cock and made her puss out of his split balls.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that would be terrible bro. why you say that?
     
  5. tomtom

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    This is as believable as ridic using strangers rv so he didn't poop his 200 dollar underwear.

    Im eating Mexican now. El burrito loco steak n potato burrito. Thing is the size of a football.
     
  6. crash83

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    I always thought you was gay and faggit...i guess you just confirmed it.:c
     
  7. Daveindiego

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    Potato? :weird:

    Why the fuck would they fuck up a burrito with potato?
     
  8. idiotbox

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    just lookin out for ya bro. did the surgeon at least do a good job on her plumbing? they can make that shit look real nowadays.
     
  9. Shine

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    Those slits could be where the warts were cut off
     
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    Christ, I can only imagine your standards as well.
     
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    Ps I had taco bell for lunch. That is kinda mexican
     
  13. Motoflou

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    For realzies, you guys.

    :c
     
  14. InstigatinMofo

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    could we agree on stop giving any attention to this whore?
    thank you
     
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    You don't have to i unlike yourself have shown it all ...what i used to fuck and what i'm fucking now.
    You on the other hand post about ....phish....
    It's ok i get "it"..homo
     
  17. wetback

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    in your office dink?
     
  18. tomtom

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    they serve them in roadside stands in Mexico. They are crispy and spicy.

    You have no idea how delicious it is.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    what's wrong with it davin?
     
  20. Motoflou

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    I appreciate all the great work you've done to piss off AG, but...

    Do we really have to hear about every time you get a boner in the vicinity of this mexican?