i ate a whole bag of baby carrots tonight

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm a fucking pig. :cow:
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i was just stuffing them in my fucking carrot hole, one right after the other.
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Ghey
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's true.
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    There are worse things. You've prolly got Superman vision.

    Basket does the same thing with Oreos. :coffee:
     
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    You're gonna have a loose poop tomorrow
     
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    Enjoy the orange deuce :secret:
     
  8. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't want to unload this one at the work bathroom.
     
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    Clog the bowl like a boss
     
  11. wigtropolis

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    Your skin could turn yellow orange from too many carrots. pro tip
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg you know how i feel about protips and life hacks!!!
     
  13. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    I'm not good with life hacks, I don't even know what they are. I'm always up to sharing a good pro tip though.
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    Squigg would recommend that you drop that post carrot binge at home. Your coworkers would appreciate your forethought...
     
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    It'll make the room smell like a freshly fertilized carrot patch.
     
  16. TonyJax

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    I ate a bunch of carrots and they gave me cramps all the way down the poop shoot.



    OD on roughage I guess. :dontknow:
     
  17. Mlaw

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    your poop is going to look like Lucy
     
  18. Pony

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    Were you dipping them in dressing or straight outta the bag?
     
  19. Zarathustra

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    Crap at work and don't flush.
     
  20. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I ate a shitload of beets from my garden and was amazed at my turd, it look like I shit out a bunch of coagulated blood