Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Aug 28, 2013.
i'm a fucking pig.
i was just stuffing them in my fucking carrot hole, one right after the other.
There are worse things. You've prolly got Superman vision.
Basket does the same thing with Oreos.
You're gonna have a loose poop tomorrow
Enjoy the orange deuce
i don't want to unload this one at the work bathroom.
Clog the bowl like a boss
Your skin could turn yellow orange from too many carrots. pro tip
omg you know how i feel about protips and life hacks!!!
I'm not good with life hacks, I don't even know what they are. I'm always up to sharing a good pro tip though.
Squigg would recommend that you drop that post carrot binge at home. Your coworkers would appreciate your forethought...
It'll make the room smell like a freshly fertilized carrot patch.
I ate a bunch of carrots and they gave me cramps all the way down the poop shoot.
OD on roughage I guess.
your poop is going to look like Lucy
Were you dipping them in dressing or straight outta the bag?
Crap at work and don't flush.
I ate a shitload of beets from my garden and was amazed at my turd, it look like I shit out a bunch of coagulated blood