i ate a whole bag of baby carrots tonight

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i'm a fucking pig. :cow:
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i was just stuffing them in my fucking carrot hole, one right after the other.
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

    Reputations:
    30,830
    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2013
    Messages:
    34,513
    Likes Received:
    5,903
    Ghey
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    it's true.
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    7,053
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,535
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    There are worse things. You've prolly got Superman vision.

    Basket does the same thing with Oreos. :coffee:
     
  6. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    94,687
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    64,419
    Likes Received:
    8,886
    You're gonna have a loose poop tomorrow
     
  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    766,160
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    178,085
    Likes Received:
    95,567
    Enjoy the orange deuce :secret:
     
  8. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    56,931
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    20,630
    Likes Received:
    4,704
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i don't want to unload this one at the work bathroom.
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    766,160
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    178,085
    Likes Received:
    95,567
    Clog the bowl like a boss
     
  11. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    66,792
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    19,300
    Likes Received:
    10,506
    Your skin could turn yellow orange from too many carrots. pro tip
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    omg you know how i feel about protips and life hacks!!!
     
  13. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    66,792
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    19,300
    Likes Received:
    10,506
    I'm not good with life hacks, I don't even know what they are. I'm always up to sharing a good pro tip though.
     
  14. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

    Reputations:
    7,964
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    3,338
    Likes Received:
    1,292
    Squigg would recommend that you drop that post carrot binge at home. Your coworkers would appreciate your forethought...
     
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    50,328
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,597
    Likes Received:
    8,144

    It'll make the room smell like a freshly fertilized carrot patch.
     
  16. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    128,590
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    26,252
    Likes Received:
    13,195
    I ate a bunch of carrots and they gave me cramps all the way down the poop shoot.



    OD on roughage I guess. :dontknow:
     
  17. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    378,426
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    59,936
    Likes Received:
    24,887
    your poop is going to look like Lucy
     
  18. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    9,250
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    8,030
    Likes Received:
    624
    Were you dipping them in dressing or straight outta the bag?
     
  19. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    65,320
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    12,348
    Likes Received:
    11,179
    Crap at work and don't flush.
     
  20. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -31
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    I ate a shitload of beets from my garden and was amazed at my turd, it look like I shit out a bunch of coagulated blood