I ate like shit this weekend

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Friday night I went to a restaurant and had a blue cheese burger with gorgonzola fries

    Saturday I went to a Mongolian Grill place and ate the fuck out of it because Mongolian Grill makes me horny

    And yesterday I went to my parents' and my Moms made a ham dinner

    :dance: :pig: :buffet: :dance:
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

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    That's what weekends are for. Bloat.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    So she dumped your ass when she saw the comment about the crusty sheets huh? Or did she think the photoshops were real?

    :dontknow:

    We need answers! :cuss:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah but today I feel like a fat bag of fuck and I totally ruined all the dieting I did last week

    Mongolian Grill is FTW though


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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj:

    We split up yesterday. That's all you need to know. :nono:
     
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    Me? :dontknow:
     
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    Oops. Got it.
     
  8. GHP

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    No we need more
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    "Fat bag of fuck." :lol:

    :facepalm:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She caught me talking to a 19 year old :jj:


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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That's legal but I think I'd feel strange talking to somebody that young. Unless she was just unbelievably off the hook. Caught you how? :munch:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I posted a comment on one of her FB pics :doh:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You 2 just started dating. Big deal. You're better off if she gets that jealous/bent out of shape over something like that. :facepalm:
     
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    this
     
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    Way to juggle mr smooth :facepalm:
     
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    That can't be the reason. Tell us what really happened. :jj:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's exactly what happened. But I wasn't too into her anyway so I considered it a blessing in disguise
     
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    Translation: She would sweat when she ate and she always insisted on eating the fatty foods and all you can eat shit.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :weird:
     
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    Translation: She left me for my best friend