I ate nine pieces of bacon for dinner. NINE.

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And they were greasy too

    When I took a shit this morning, it looked like a toilet full of transmission fluid

    How is your day going?
     
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    Is that a lot? I mean fat wise that's prolly a bunch but ounces wise? ehh seems light. Prolly left you hungry.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's like 700 calories I think
     
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    no toast or eggs or anything?
     
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    I've eaten a whole package of bacon before. It's no big woop.
     
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    Not a thing
     
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    I'd be starving
     
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    Fucking instigating mother FUCKER


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    Chriza is trying to eat himself to death.
     
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    well i ate 10 so i win :cheer:
     
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    @Kanye West why does chriza have to tell everyone what he ate?
     
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    What would your transgender name be?
     
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    I'm pimping. :cool:
     
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    Chriza inquiring minds would like to know why you tell niggas about what you eat?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    how much do you bench press
     
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    Yer just darling. Everything about you is a turn on.
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Because I'm being social :belch:
     
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    @Shivvy its because he is being social
     
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    Accompanied by a lot of Coors Light I trust...:beer:
     
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    oh ok. thanks, bub