I ate too much bran cereal...

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  1. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    Now my anus hurts from excessive shitting, anyone else's anus hurt tonight?

    i use very soft toilet paper and still somehow managed to irritate a hemorrhoid

    woe woe woe as me

    anyone feel sorry for me or have words of encouragement ?


    :fishin:

    and im eating ANOTHER bowl as i write this btw

    im sure this will go over well:whistle:
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

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    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:


    now my anus and feelings are hurt, why god why

    :bigcry:
     
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  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Never ran with a clique - I'm a posse
    Kamikaze, strappin a motherfuckin bomb across me
     
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    Octagon oxygen, aluminum intoxicants. :dontknow:




    this shit is about my anus shitting

    don't derail my thread Reggie :pissed:
     
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    i do that sometimes. too much fiber is bad for the b-hole. i don't get no gross hemmorhoid though.
     
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    Tuck's medicated pads. Make a run to the pharmacy ;)
     
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    ...and baby wipes.....:up:
     
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    Eat some cheese to bind you up

    Or will that be like a speedball for the colon? :goatse:
     
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    I had a lousy run today. Largely due to having 8 pounds of shit in my intestines.
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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