I banged a gal at the beach this weekend

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  1. Teabag

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    Her child was a major cock block, but I got the job done.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Did the kid drown?
     
  5. Teabag

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    No. The mother can hold her breath long enough for the both of them.
     
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    How much were the aquarium tickets?
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    over 190? be honest
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Did she get sand in her pussy?
     
  9. Teabag

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    I plugged a starfish into her sewer pipe to keep the sand out.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm starting to think this whole thing is a fabrication.
     
  11. Teabag

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    It's a lot of work fucking a sandy pussy. Knocking all of the coral out.
     
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    Huh? I am confused. I thought the starfish was the entrance to the sewer pipe
     
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    Mine spits out pearls when that happens
     
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    Was she fully shaved? Did she take it up the ass?
     
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    Oh for the love of Heyzeus
     
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    It wedged in there like it was a perfect fit.