I barely avoided one the most embarrassing moments of my life last night. I went to pick up some customers at a very upscale wedding. My girl was doing my laundry and all I had to wear for work were long pants. When I went to the wedding I had to wait about thirty minutes for the customer. I kept feeling like I was stepping on the back of my pant leg as I walked around. I then drove the customers home which was a long drive. Got back in my chase drivers car and went back home. When I got out of his car there were a pair of large black underwear on the floorboard. They hadn't been there when I originally got in the car nor when I got out at the wedding nor when I got back in after dropping the customer. They were damp and a little muddy. I realized they had been stuck in the back of my pants leg the whole time and had finally fallen out. Luckily they hadn't fallen out in the customers vehicle it would have been very hard to explain. I wonder if anyone at the wedding noticed?