I barely avoided one of the most embarassing moments of my life last night

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  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I barely avoided one the most embarrassing moments of my life last night. I went to pick up some customers at a very upscale wedding. My girl was doing my laundry and all I had to wear for work were long pants. When I went to the wedding I had to wait about thirty minutes for the customer. I kept feeling like I was stepping on the back of my pant leg as I walked around. I then drove the customers home which was a long drive. Got back in my chase drivers car and went back home. When I got out of his car there were a pair of large black underwear on the floorboard. They hadn't been there when I originally got in the car nor when I got out at the wedding nor when I got back in after dropping the customer. They were damp and a little muddy. I realized they had been stuck in the back of my pants leg the whole time and had finally fallen out. Luckily they hadn't fallen out in the customers vehicle it would have been very hard to explain. I wonder if anyone at the wedding noticed?
     
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  2. Phil McKrakin

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    tl;dr


    die fatass
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    nor
     
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  5. AnimalGod

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    Thanks for your contribution bro.
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Yer welcome, tubs. BTW..them undies? XXL amiright?
     
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  8. AnimalGod

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    Sup bro?
     
  9. Bro

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    How does one not notice extra clothing inside the pants you're wearing? :scratch:
     
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    hi ag..ive worn a sweater inside out a couple times in public
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

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    :coffee:
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    If they were XXL, they belonged to someone else. :ucoffee:
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

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    Fuck you, Bro
     
  14. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Call Fox News
     
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    my interpretation of the story, you took a shit in your underwear, like a slob you threw on top of some dirty pants on the floor. you then later put on the pants and thanks to the blobs of :quote: mud :quote: , the underwear stuck to your pants. your BO was able to hide the smell of the shit. just another day in the life of AnimalGod :dontknow:
     
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    like smarts, physical fitness and dignity, even your underwear tries to elude you:coffee:
     
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    You have nothing to be embarrassed about.
     
  18. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    On the list of things you should be ashamed of, this one is waaaaaay down the list.
     
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    So this was resulting from being inside your pants?
     
  20. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    that's what it takes to embarrass you?
    not your morbid obesity and lack of hair, your filthy disgusting hovel, your hideous 'girlfriend', the fact that you have to pay for sex, or that you fuck crackwhores jonesing for drugs/liquor, that you fucked and asked to marry the whore that fucked your kid, or that you live with a gimp in section 8 housing and commit food stamp fraud? :hilarious::facepalm::hilarious: