Stern Show I Became Completely Obsessed with My Boyfriend's Sex Obsession

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  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    by ELISA JORDANA

    During sex, my boyfriend would bring up other women's names.

    He would just spring them on me with no warning. Sometimes the names were familiar, other times they were from his past. I pretended to be excited about them at first. "Oh yeah, talk about that waitress," I'd say in an effort to be the cool, edgy girlfriend who would never be threatened by other women.

    But the longer we dated, I began to see it didn't just stop at foreplay. Everywhere we went, he would point out potential threesome candidates. Did I like her? What about that blonde over there? What about her crossing the street? I started to get visibly irritated—a major dent to my "cool girlfriend" PR campaign. One time we were at a religious service and he asked me, "Would you be less mad if the women were complete strangers? What if they didn't look like you? What about OLDER? How about pregnant?"

    http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/features/a22310/boyfriend-sex-addiction-porn/
     
  2. dewshtard

    dewshtard Well-Known Member

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    Wow
     
  3. Chiusano

    Chiusano Well-Known Member

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    You buried the lede - she would sniff test Benji's underwear :wtf:
     
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    Stupid cunt.
     
  5. smellynugget

    smellynugget Well-Known Member

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    So, I'm guessing that the non-working attention whore and the overweight, bald, blotchy guy are no more?
     
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  6. Box of Rox

    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    Are those two nitwits still together? If so why us he sticking around and being publicly humiliated?
    Dumb fuck
     
  7. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    1. How did she manage to get s Marie Claire article?
    2. What band is she babbling about?
    3. She didn't quit Kermit, the web host yanked it.
     
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  8. bootyclause

    bootyclause Well-Known Member

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    I genuinely deep down inside don't understand women. Like why would any girl let Benjy within 10 feet of them? Ewww. Fucking hate him. Worst personality in radio history.


    What a fucking retard she is.
     
  9. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    It really annoys me when I'm on Yahoo, click on an interesting title and it winds up being some vapid estrogen rambling w/ no point.
     
  10. bootyclause

    bootyclause Well-Known Member

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    yeah seriously. what the hell is with the "entertainment underworld". Are there any qualifications to doing this kind of job? Why am I going to work every day when people like Elisa seemingly get by without actually doing anything?
     
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  11. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    So what kind of bitch do you want to bring into bed?
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Why would they do that?
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    No idea. That's what she claimed in the article.
     
  14. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    It's a work.
     
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    More schtick from the Jackie and Nancy wannabes
     
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    Clearly, Elisa just doesn't get Benji's comedic brilliance. He has been the head writer on THSS for the last 15 years after all, so he has to be funny...
     
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    She's fucking retarded.
     
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    Zach Say10 Says Smile

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  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Werk*
     
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  20. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Miss you, Jayla!
     
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