I bet a Divorce is the works for Horseface and The Pelican!!

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    After the Cavegate event, things came out how they are growing apart. Beth is on set for almost a full day with Jared. Remember what happened to Courtney Cox and her costar on Cougars. They started to fall in love and dump their spouses. No way this was a bit and she sounded so fucking guilty on the phone that she hung up. Howard is afraid to approach her and used what he is comfortable with.......HSS.
     
  2. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Wake up Howard. When liars get caught, they get mad.
     
  3. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Howard is very concerned about his image, probably more concerned about that then he is about his marriage. He is desperate to be a tv star and needs to broaden his appeal and get past that people think of him as a "potty mouthed, shock jock". A divorce right now would be very bad timing and just reinforce any negativity that people have about him. He'll probably just try to control Beth's every move, throw money at her and wait until he becomes "america's most beloved tv judge" :rolleye: and then dump her.
     
  4. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    It's Not even 4 years(married).

    Big Payout on the Pre-nup should be at the 5 year mark.

    Howie may want to cut his losses now.
    He will either make a BIG MOVE or OnO will try and Kiss Major ass to get through the next 2 years(doubtful).
     
  5. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Howturd couldn't tell Artie was on drugs, so how would he tell that Beff is on cock?
     
  6. JohnnyAqua

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    Howard lives in a fantasy world, My wife don't shit, my wife isn't having an affair.
     
  7. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    This is an excellent point - I didn't look at this way.
     
  8. Jack Shit

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  9. punkinpie

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    Didn't Howard say that he wouldn't fuck up this relationship by talking about things on the air? I think it was prior to the marriage. KOAB's call was a first!

    If she didn't do anything wrong a normal reaction would be to blow the whole thing off.
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...if youre a married woman you dont take a "i wish he would fuck me" pic with a dude who is not your husband. this was the publicly overheard smoke signal, the beginning of the end of the happy wife happy life tra lala my life is great crap.
     
  11. BenBas

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    She did sound upset on the phone...
    at first I thought it was another lame "bit" :rolleye:...a scheduled KOAB call ?? setting up this bit??
    You could HEAR in her voice she wasn't thrilled by the call ...

    Maybe they'll go to "couples counseling"...gee if they do Howard will be in therapy 5 days a week! :facepalm: he's a MESS!

    I hope they figure it out and move on.....Howard has 5 days to chill and reflect :rolleye: while his loyal fans are tortured for 5 days listening to
    REPLAYS of the same show over and over and over....

    thank you
    peace & love
     
  12. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    As funny as that would be, I doubt there was anything more than a half-hour argument between them when he got home.

    But I'll bet every pic of her with guys from here on out will have sufficient space between the two of them.
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...even real models dont strike poses like that with people who say, hey beth lets take a pic. your 40 beth maybe try joining cougar life dot com.
     
  14. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    This time it is not the same. She was all over Jared like it was her man. Howard is pissed and I love it. This will have a backlash.
     
  15. FreeFredNorris

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    There is no way a woman like Beth, who is in the prime of her sexuality, is just going to fuck a 60 year old man like Howard.
     
  16. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Tough call, will she take the money or the "hot guy"?
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...she'll get both. howard needs to realise when he hooked up with her there were already a string of guys who were glad to be rid of her.
     
  18. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. Just like the movie ... "What About Beff?"
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i dont remember him attacking allison on the air in terms of their troubled marriage.
     
  20. Handsome Fish

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    if howard gets divorced it would be the best thing for the show since artie joined