News I bet not a single woman of this board knew this was a thing

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Men have good penis hanging days and bad penis hanging days.

    Today was a great penis hanging day. I couldn't stop staring. It's looking might nice today.

    Now yesterday, it was like a scared turtle. I was driving to work and I could feel it going inside itself
     
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    oh
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Did you know?
     
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    I'm pretty sure women only care that it works when it has to.

    Otherwise, they don't want to know about it.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm under that impression too
     
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    Great thread! I'll read later when I'm done matching my socks
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh cool. Chrizas pic as your AV and using kanyes "great thread" bit. You're an original funny guy :nojj:
     
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    There's like 5 girls here... And they all know I only have good hanging days.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I knew this. I see my husband's junk often and some days it's just more impressive than other days.

    Did you guys know that we women have better breast days before our periods - they get a little swollen.
     
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    Where's Jonah Falcon when you need him
     
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    My peen is good first thing in the morning when it is full of pee and blood.

    After I work out or I hases teh sick it is like a button with minimal sack @Tuesday will vouch for this

    oh and @DiamondGoddess she has seen me fully engorged
     
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    oh and when I go to the doctors I gets what I call the nervous dick. Like right before my vascetomy the doctor mumbled, dear god I think we may have to go thru his rectum to get to the sack :nojj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You had to get snipped?
     
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    I betting the women have good tit days and bad tit days.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :eek:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Condition of parole.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This is believable :jj: