i bet quite a few of you fuckers have an STD

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  1. Shivvy

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    Dirty
     
  2. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i had crabs 25 years ago....does that count??:dontknow:
     
  3. Shivvy

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    sucks that women had pubes back then. Crabs are going the way of the Do Do bird
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    nah ive only had a UTI
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I have never had one because no one will come near me
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i wanna cut some pork off of bobtraws back and make bacon
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    yep
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Can you catch crabs from a toilet seat?
     
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    Cheer up. You can get Herpes Simplex I from sharing a drink with someone. :yay:
     
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    Yes. I almost gave it to my family. Srs
     
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    you are one creepy fuck
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    I figure STD's for men are just like Crazy is for women: If a Dr. never told you you have it, then you can pretend it doesn't exist and not feel bad when it effects others.
     
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    the crabz don't go away
    akumba crabscrotch muchungi
     
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    I'm clean, bros.
    I know, I'm surprised too.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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