i biffed it hard on my fat bike

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    everythink looked melted...but it wasn't.

    hit about 15 mph coming around a bank under a bridge.

    it looked wet, but it was icy.

    tires flew out from under me.

    thumped hard on my right shoulder, hip, and knee.

    stood up, shook it off, realized my collar bone wasn't broken...then was all like "fuck my bike!"

    it was fine.

    minor road rash on knee and elbow and bruise on hip.

    rode away like el jefe.

    fat bikes fucking rule.
     
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    This is wut really happened...:secret:

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    Glad you didn't die Dink.
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's not very nice. :mad:
     
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  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    thanks buddy! :hug:
     
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    Its helps to have interweb friends laugh at you while you're in pain o_O
     
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  9. Harry Gibbs

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    bonus: 21 year old was riding behind me and saw the whole thing.

    she said it was "bad ass" and that she thinks i'm super tough bc it didn't even phase me.
     
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  10. Harry Gibbs

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    that's how you know they're true friends.
     
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    Stop being so dramatic, faggit.
     
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    Time for some training wheels hermano :hhh:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    give her as long as the old chick had and the convo would go, "dude, you ride like a faggot, i'm not cooking later".
     
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  15. Harry Gibbs

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    i'm not marrying this chick brah.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    mean! :mad:


    :jj:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    you have to keep her, she's a biter.
     
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    Feel the luv
     
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    Glad you're OK, bro :D
     
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