I blacked out for a solid 3 hours last night

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic, Jan 10, 2016.

  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Woke up fully clothed, shoes and all, in my grandmas basement. No idea how I got there. No recollection of being at 3 different bars. Had no clue who won the Steelers game despite watching it.

    :facepalm:
     
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  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    is your ass sore and do you walk with a limp? :dontknow:
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    That is so team mike
     
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    was your grandma impressed?
     
  6. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Sometimes I wake up on my couch and I'm all FUCK! Where are my glasses?
     
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  7. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Menudo :grad:
     
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  8. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    She had breakfast waiting for me when I finally crawled up the stairs. She is the best.
     
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  9. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    You must have really knocked the bottom out of it, like a champ.
     
  10. Stan Beeman

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    woah, that is crazy
     
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    Bro's a madman
     
  12. EasyJesus

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    I went and got some a couple of weekends ago, it really does work :loco:

    http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o564/dawgshed/Mobile%20Uploads/CAB3500F-9058-418D-AA19-AE1EF032C8FA_zpsbjgetyla.jpg
     
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  13. newcastlefan

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    yeah are any men leaving you hangup phone calls today?
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    wish we had more places like this around here. generally if i want it, i have to make it and i don't know how so it never comes out right.
     
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  15. larry Darrel

    larry Darrel Well-Known Member

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    Any blood or semen on your clothing? If so, you may have raped and then killed some poor female (or male if that's your preference).
     
  16. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  17. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    There a reason its only served on the weekends. Smells like shit when its cooking and it takes a long time. But the end result is worth it, pussy gringos :hhh:
     
  18. newcastlefan

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    its odd how many things are like that. chinese "soul food" also smells like ass when it starts cooking. i blame the fish heads.