I bought a box of devil dogs for my desk

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  1. baltimore mike

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    No to eat just look at
     
  2. ChuckZ

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    fat fuck food
     
  3. yosemite sam

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    Moikey is gonna need a bigger rent a cop uniform
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Right
     
  5. BobWeired

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    Knock, knock...
     
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    I did the same thing with a TV once.
     
  7. BleedingGums

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    No to eat???

    :fail:
     
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  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    On a diet
     
  9. BobWeired

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    Smaller panties?

    @ mods please merge with panties thread.

    Thanks
     
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  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Mike, how much weight have you lost? You must be svelte now.
     
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    :lol: :cwl::haha:
     
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    21 lbs
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    That's great!
     
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    You took off your sweaty panties?
     
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    His left sock.
     
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    He took a shit after eating a box of devil dogs
     
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    Or he may have taken half a poop.
     
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    You're probably right.
     
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    21 lbs is the weight of his last shit.

    Mickey is pushing 4 bills, easy. I'll guess 375 lbs.
     
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  20. baltimore mike

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    Not even close