I Bought A Fleshlight

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rod-Stroker, Apr 14, 2016.

  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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  2. RH Goatcabin

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  3. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry VIP

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    Seems pretty appropriate considering your name Rod.
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    Not clicking - it will pollute my Amazon search history.
     
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  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Times is hard, but not that hard. In fact I made out with summer baseball road trip jizz inside multiple times girl yesterday.
     
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  6. RH Goatcabin

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    Just a thought my friend, these are troubled times.
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    We good bro? :hole:
     
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  8. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    They are indeed. I pray that we both have the strength to endure.
     
  9. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Why don't you do us both a favor and put me back on iggy ?
    Better yet I'll put the block on you.
    @Danas Boyfrien
     
  10. Stu Blumpkin

    Stu Blumpkin Well-Known Member

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    I am not sure what one could say that would make you a bigger loser than admitting you bought a Fleshlight? The boys down at the YMCA are looking out for you.
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I think tagging someone in a thread and then blocking them makes you a bigger loser.
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Did you make sure to ask for an outer box? If you don't they'll just stick a barcode on the fleshlight box and drop it on your doorstep.

    ...from one who knows
     
  13. RH Goatcabin

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    You married bro?
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    :lol:
     
  16. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    @doytch ? doytch?

    Is that you, doytch honey?

    :c
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Serious ketchun for de menfolk---

    So you don't feel weird at all jerking it with a Fleshlight or a Real Doll, etc,?

    No judgment, just curious.
     
  18. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  19. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Ain't no different for women that have multiple dildos of different shapes and sizes colors,contours battery powered, Chrysler 440 wedge powered etc amiright ?
    It's my penis what's it matter to anyone what I use unload some
    batter ?
    Jerking it is all about the ends justifying the means.
     
  20. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Ahhh, yes, that makes sense!!!

    Thanks Rod.

    Enjoy your light!!!
     
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