I bought a new bed today, so suck my ass.

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    How much do cardboard boxes cost in Canada? :c
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I don't know, buddy. You need one? :console:
     
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    What kind of bed? :munch:
     
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    I hope you have white sheets so you'll be able to see your ginger hair on your pillow every morning. :jj:
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    A queen size high-density memory foam mattress with a bamboo outer layer, and a new bed to put it on. Two goddamned hundred dollar memory foam pillows, too.
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I guess, man. You're balder and your hair is gray, so forgive me if those jabs don't sting. :jj:
     
  8. Dick Gozinya

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    Good investment all around. :up:

    Just think... you could have one of those homo sleigh beds. :jj: :hilarious:
     
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    In before the edit! :pissed:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    how old was your old bed?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    California King Italian leather sleigh beds. :hhh:
     
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    :secret: You forgot to mention that you're getting laid regularly, too.
     
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    And you still sleep in it alone. :jj: :lol:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Does your hair dye ever stain the pillowcases?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Schmoopy has a waterbed that doesn't make waves.
     
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    ignorant libtard californian bed? :nocheer:
     
  18. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Only like four years. I'm a bit irritated by how short its life was.
     
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    Are you gonna sleep on it tonight?
     
  20. Dick Gozinya

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    So you bought it the last time schmoopy got laid?