I bought a new car and

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  1. Napoleon V

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    I went with a coworker to a store and he stepped out. I was like where did he go? Then I got out of the store and saw him staring by the car so I opened the doors and he got in. Then when I got in I realized he smoked a CIG. So now my car was reeking of cigs and I had to leave the window down all night and now the new car smell is gone.

    Please pray for me in these trying times.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ha ha that's what you get faggot!
     
  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You should stab that faggot.
     
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    people who smoke are faggots..... @Chriza
     
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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    what kind of car?
     
  6. Napoleon V

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    Nissan Rogue
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

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    Faggot car.
     
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  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    :gay:
     
  9. Napoleon V

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    Mike do they sell new car smell?
     
  10. Napoleon V

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    Tell me why a Hyundai is better
     
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    He smoked in your new car? :jj:

    I smoke on occasion and I would punch a MFer in the face if they smoked in my new cars...jesus
     
  12. Napoleon V

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    Nah he smoked outside but stunk up the car when he got in
     
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    my obese snarling colleague smokes as well and stunk up my car when we visited off-site....my car isnt new but that smell fucking sucks more dicks than WonderChild on the rebound
     
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    Now, now. Red Baron could be a chick.
     
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  16. Napoleon V

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    Have you ever had sex with a motor vehicle? Be honest
     
  17. Micheal Kenyon

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    Now you have to sell it. That sucks. You're gonna end up losing a boatload of cash.
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    whos mult is this?
     
  19. Napoleon V

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    What is a mult?
     
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    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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