I bought a new car and

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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I went with a coworker to a store and he stepped out. I was like where did he go? Then I got out of the store and saw him staring by the car so I opened the doors and he got in. Then when I got in I realized he smoked a CIG. So now my car was reeking of cigs and I had to leave the window down all night and now the new car smell is gone.

    Please pray for me in these trying times.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Ha ha that's what you get faggot!
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    You should stab that faggot.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    people who smoke are faggots..... @Chriza
     
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    what kind of car?
     
  6. Napoleon V

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    Nissan Rogue
     
  7. NipplesAndToes23

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    Faggot car.
     
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    :gay:
     
  9. Napoleon V

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    Mike do they sell new car smell?
     
  10. Napoleon V

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    Tell me why a Hyundai is better
     
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    He smoked in your new car? :jj:

    I smoke on occasion and I would punch a MFer in the face if they smoked in my new cars...jesus
     
  12. Napoleon V

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    Nah he smoked outside but stunk up the car when he got in
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    my obese snarling colleague smokes as well and stunk up my car when we visited off-site....my car isnt new but that smell fucking sucks more dicks than WonderChild on the rebound
     
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    Now, now. Red Baron could be a chick.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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  16. Napoleon V

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    Have you ever had sex with a motor vehicle? Be honest
     
  17. Micheal Kenyon

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    Now you have to sell it. That sucks. You're gonna end up losing a boatload of cash.
     
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    whos mult is this?
     
  19. Napoleon V

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    What is a mult?
     
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    :lol: