I bought a new propane BBQ, and even let my neighbors feel free to use it.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    And now my neighbors are using it.

    When I want to use it. :fil:



    I think I'm just going to go out there, and spatula all their shit off of it and onto the ground. And when they say WTF, I'll be all "you didn't ask me first before you used it."

    :c
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Motherfucker. :fil:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Better not be cooking some ethnic bullshit like lambs assholes either. :cuss:
     
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    You guys should rock out to some GD while grilling.
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

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    More Dave lies
     
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    Dude..Even in this new place your neighbors are punking you out..Whatsup
     
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    Dudes gonna walk right in your apt , open the fridge ,grab a beer and walk the fuck out
     
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    And youre gonna stand there all :smile:
     
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    explain how you came to offer up your grill to Muslims.
     
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    I have zero respect for a guy who uses a gas grill. Nice skirt, faggot.
     
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    Thank you.
     
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    OK.

    Whoops. :smile:

    I forgot that I hadn't pre-heated the oven to 450, which takes like 20 minutes, for the potatoes, so I got a little premature on the grill needing at this moment. I'm going to go pick his stuff up off the ground before he notices what happened.

    :c
     
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    hey Funn. saw your rock fetish/ retaining wall pics.

    nice work. i'm tired.
     
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    Hey thanks.

    I do get a little excited when I get a nice round rock to fit just right. :yes:
     
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    Who's gonna get the empty propane tank filled?
     
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    Muslim?

    No muslims using my grill. I'd roll it inside before I'd let the muslims use it. :fil:
     
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    This is going to go south very quickly when Dave is having to refill his tank every weekend :hide:
     
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    Probably the same guy who is eating for free at every future group BBQ that is held in this complex.

    This guy.
     
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    does the Witch Store sell grill locks?
     
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    Update -


    OK, they are done, and I'm still not ready to use it.

    We have an all clear.
     
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