I bought a porterhouse steak from Whole Foods

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  1. FCCstandards

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    18.99 a lb. Delicious. Suck on that and drool Vegans.:)
     
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    My Uncle John LOVED Porterhouse Steaks. He died when I was 3. Whenever I hear about those steaks, I always think of him ....
     
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    It was like that scene in The Matrix with Joe Pantalioni
     
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    GD no pics?!
     
  5. FCCstandards

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    I did! But later, on the road right now.
     
  6. MutteringJohn

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    My girlfriend went to Whole Foods and all she got me was this lousy Tofu Steak.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...costco, killer steaks.
     
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    That sounds like a t-shirt
     
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  10. Mr Vengeance

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    People always brag about steaks as if they had to go and hunt the fucking steer, butcher it and age the fucking thing.

    Hey....you went to the store!!! Congrats!
     
  11. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I was reading about Whole Foods - was the steak displayed on a bed of ice? They also said that the chalk boards are fake.
     
  12. Tinman

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    I'm guessin' you're not a big fan of power tools either....[​IMG]

    :woowoo:
     
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    Boards are fake, steak is real.
     
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    Who hunts steer?
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...mexickins. havent you ever noticed the hood ornaments on their cars
     
  16. Mr Vengeance

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    You know what I'm getting at.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Prime beef, in the blue styrofoam. Good call.
     
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    You peasant. When I want a good steak I go to a restaurant and have someone cook it for me.
     
  20. yippeekyaa

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    Yep. 19 bucks gets you a great steak with fixings, cooked the way you like and no dishes to clean up.