I bought a Scale today, now you're all fucked.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Oct 18, 2014.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Because NOW I'm going to be paying attention to things like my health.

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    That's in metric, bro
     
  3. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker

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    i have 3 scales.
    none of them are for weighing people.
    :leaf:
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Is that a fancy kitchen scale for measuring your reefer?
     
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    in metric tonnage, Dave is about 100kgs.

    too fat.
     
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  6. Daveindiego

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    Yeah, but you can flip it over to lbs, and it measures heart rate, air quality and Body Fat.

    :dancin:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    No, it is for me to weigh myself.

    I turned into a fat whale this year after I quit smoking, so next year, I'm getting myself down to 185. :grad:
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    Measures body fat! :cwl:
     
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    how about "hair quality"?
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I don't need the scale to tell me I'm awesome in the hair department. :fil:
     
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    In lbs. :grad:
     
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    you didn't need a scale to tell you you're portly.
     
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    Dave, you wanna join the fantasy basketball league?

    PM me your email address. :c
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    Dave sure got fat this year...

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    How does it measure body fat?
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Will you dead three people of my choosing from the Politics forum? :c
     
  17. Schmoopy

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    That isn't a drug scale, moron.:lol::facepalm:
     
  18. Schmoopy

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    You could weigh a Fraggle or a Smurf.
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    I don't know. It has some electrode things that read and measure deep into my body. :dontknow:

    It tells me I have 24% body fat, and I don't think that is a good thing.
     
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    You still smoke pot and you eat when you smoke pot!