i bought my girlie a kick ass tv today

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  1. dinkus mayhem

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    she wanted a new tv for her workout room, so i bought her a new 40 inch samsung led hdtv. i hid it in the room until she found it on her own. she found it and said thank you, but no hug or kiss or nothing. then we ordered in for dinner and she didn't offer to pay. :rofl:

    fuckin a. :jj:
     
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    Back to the mexican.
     
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    Ain't that a B...
     
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    The guilt of eating messican all summer :emperor:
     
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    i made my peace with that bro. i'm a super good boyfriend.
     
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    why the gingers?
     
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    sound like a bitch


    no offense :dontknow:
     
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    It's over, Johnny
     
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    Did you at least get your D. S'D?
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    40 inch...






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    Cute.
     
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    yeah because she needs at least a 60 inch to put 2 feet in front of her face while she's on the treadmill you ass fucking eagle beak.
     
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    fuck no. only mistresses suck your dick.
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    was it a random gift or for a birthday? anniversary?
     
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    geeeeen-gerrrrrrrr!
     
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    Fuck yer blind ass no having manners bitch...son.
     
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    Reggae Mistresses especially.
     
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    random gift. she was talking a while ago about how the tv she uses with her treadmill is terrible so i bought her one today. i left the office an hour early to go get it for her just because i like her.
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    here are the possibilities

    . she thinks you think she's fat and not working out enough and bought the TV so she'll lose weight
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    She's an ungrateful cunt
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  19. dinkus mayhem

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    i think it's option b in this instance.
     
  20. Mlaw

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    I was trying to be subtle