I bought my woman a new car...again. What should I get her for Christmas?

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    She loves her some Toyota Corollas... I bought her a 2012 back in 2011...for Christmas. POS as far as I'm concerned, but Daddy bought her one for her first car way back when and it stuck. She fucking loves Corollas. My Ex-wife was the same way with Mitsubishi Eclipses'.

    Here is the pic of the 2012...next to my '68 Eldo... :c

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    All I heard all year was "OMG!!! The new Corolla is all new!!!...I want it!!!"


    So...here she is...all new POS. At least it has a "sport mode" tranny. :facepalm:

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    She gonna be lucky if I get her a 10 pack of car wash coupons for Christmas morning. :c


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    Gator What?

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    You can afford a Toyota!!

    WOW.
     
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    You ever piss on her rims?
     
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    Since she has to live with a faggot the least you could do is let her have a new car.
     
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    I live a blessed life.
     
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    20k? Fuck, those are reasonable.
     
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    Those rims are sweet...I may sell them to an Armenian gang looking for 17's.
     
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    You faggots are not being very helpful... :fil:
     
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    Get her a Suzanne Somers Three way Poncho

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    She has huge tits...might look like tent. X
     
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    You post in silk pajamas, doncha?
     
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    Jorts and a wife beater...I gots charazma.
     
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    I'm wearing a lush bathrobe
     
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    As seen on TV!
     
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    J.C. Penney, actually
     
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    I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt. The same ones for aboot 3 days now.
     
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    They are nice cars.
     
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    In Sport Mode it's kind of OK. That CVT tranny in eco mode sucks balls.
     
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    They run for ever.

    20k is a good deal