News I bought the former mayor of San Diego a cup of coffee today

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I had the pleasure of buying Jerry Sanders a coffee today. He takes a walk every morning in my neighborhood.

    He's a Republican.

    I have done my good deed of the day, and now I'm ready to go home.
     
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    You starfucker.
     
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    Was he shocked that a guy who looks like a bum had money for coffee?
     
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    And did he tell you to cut your fucking hair, Dave?
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    My hair was down, so he was probably wondering WTF was going on.
     
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    Then I almost ran him over with my car after I got going, he ran across the street in front of me, and I made him run.
     
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    I hope your coffee story makes the news
     
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    Republican lives matter, Dave
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Why?
     
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    Or the ex mayor's twitter feed at least.
     
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    How does he take it?














    The coffee I mean..
     
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    "today a Gandalf impersonator bought me coffee."
     
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    He prolly thought you were the librarian from Ghostbusters and didn't refuse because he didn't wanna get slimed.
     
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    Why not? Show of respect and gratitude for what he has decided me for San Diego.

    I'm also very interested in politics, and may approach him to discuss in the future.
     
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    Did you discuss sports?
     
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    Black and sweet like his women
     
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    I offered twice on the coffee, first time he as all "no, no, thank you".

    But the second time, when I grabbed him by his collar and told him he was going to take the fucking coffee, then he accepted.
     
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    Why do you hate football?
     
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    Did you know that he really has a black wife?
     
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