I bought this book to prepare my children for the "next time"

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have that book.

    It helped me out a lot.
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

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    "L'il Shivs Have Two Mommies?"
     
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    This thread has potential.
     
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    Is it wrong that the first time I jerked off was to " my two mommies" ?
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    thats better than "Why is Mommy Sharing a Room with Leroy"
     
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    I have never been to jail.
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    youre missing out
     
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    i have been brought back to the station and detained tho. :c
     
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    3 Hots and a Cot.

    Tough to beat it.
     
  11. TripTo My Taint

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    Truth.
     
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    And they give you food in there too, Dave.
     
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    Yeah, that's right. Hence the Hots = Hot food 3 times a day.

    Better than you're getting right now.
     
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    those PBJ sandwiches taste like a steak dinner after you've been in the drunk tank.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    even though this threads a joke, that book is very real :facepalm:
     
  17. TripTo My Taint

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    :facepalm:


    I assumed three hot cocks, and a cot for you, Dave. :facepalm:
     
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    green bologna sammiches :up:
     
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    I gave mine to some guy for his seat. The holding cell was so crowded, I was sitting on the concrete floor.
     
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