I broke into some guys car last night

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Well I didn't really "break in" because the door was open.

    Anyways, I took a shit in the back seat :c
     
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    If it's unlocked might as well
     
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    Not the first nor last time you've shit in someone's car
     
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    I wonder how @baltimore mike would be able to tell the difference between that and his black dildo. :scratch:
     
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    Yes
     
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    Watch out. He's getting a gun.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    That's what's known as a "Chicago Sunroof" or in this case, a "Baltimore Bell Beefer."
     
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    HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DERPY MCMEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    UGH! WillyWorst!