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I broke my penis, Waaaaaaaaah!

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh the horror as Season 9 of “The Ultimate Fighter†Ray Elbe described the agony felt after he broke his penis while having rough sex with his girlfriend in Malysia.“I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,â€Elbe said in the video. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.â€Elbe said it was the closest he’s ever come to dying. The MMA fighter spent 13 days in the hospital and is expected to fully recover although he may find it hard getting an erection in the foreseeable future.

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    smichal Well-Known Member VIP

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    How is that even possible?
     
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    bucketbuddy New Member

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    there's a bone in my dick?
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Meat Pocket Aficionado VIP

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    I'm surprised Howard travelled all the way to Malaysia. Ahhhhh Love.





    Guy looks a little like High Pitch
     
  5. HowieStearn

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    that liar doesnt have an honest bone in his body
     
  6. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub Hater VIP

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    "what appears to be bone is not actually bone after all"


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    Human's do not have a penis bone. Only mammals that live in cold environments do.
     
  8. Smartguy

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    Pictures of the "girlfriend" or I am calling it a hooker.
     
  9. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    Did u see that article about all the 70 different industrial ingredients in that abomination?
     
  10. The Snork

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    Pussy always wins!

    Why does it look like he had a tracheotomy?
     
  11. HowieStearn

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    Im ok with 67 of 'em, I spit the others out :D [​IMG]
     
  12. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Bovine bulls have penis bones. Knew someone that had one for the handle of his custom two piece pool cue.........
     
  13. Smartguy

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    That is a drain. Probably landed on his chin when he passed out, Hence the 10 sutures.
     
  14. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Dennis Rodman broke his Johnson much the same way.......
     
  15. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Heres how it really started.."Hey Tony, You know you really have a mussular ass"
     
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    they are called baculum. Large mammals as well as cold water mammals need them for obvious reasons.
     
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    MMA fighter Ray Elbe is selling pictures of a nasty penis injury he sustained during sex in a bid to foot the medical costs. The Ultimate Fighter reality TV series competitor suffered an injury that will make men around the world cringe, when he mangled his manhood during a lovemaking session while holidaying in Malaysia.

    Elbe suffered a "fracture and slight tear in the urinary tube" after accidentally launching his girlfriend more than 20cm in the air and misjudging the landing.

    His five-day hospital stay set him back more than $6000, and now he is open to selling the gory pics in a bid to recoup some cash, according to TMZ.
    It was unclear whether Elbe had been able to find a buyer, but it is believed he is chasing somewhere in the vicinity of $2000.

    While he is expected to make a full recovery, Elbe said on his blog that it was hard to move around and he would be "out of action without a steady paycheck for probably the next 8 weeks".
    "Walking is difficult (picture walking your dog with the collar on his miniman) - but I’ve been given another week worth of pain pills, antibiotics, and antiinflammatories," he wrote.
    Elbe said everyone in the hospital was so fascinated by his injury that he had a constant stream of visitors stopping by for a look.
     
  18. renchfrieswith

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    I thought it was High-pitch when I saw that photo. lol.

    Pretty funny that his daily job involves people stomping on his face and beating the shit out of him, and he winds up in the hospital because of some wild sex.

    That sounds like the worst injury in the world, by the way.
     
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    This also happened to me once actually. She was on top of me and the landing went wrong. I didn't get injured, but it hurt like shit for a couple of days. Ever since that happened I get kinda paranoid and nervous when the girl is on top while having sex.
     
  20. BethsZygote

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    Never trust a guy who gets punched in the face for a living to deliver the facts.

    No, humans (unlike a bunch of animals) do not have a penis bone.

    Theres three 'tubes' that swell up, you can break the tube

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    Not a beer can^


    theres actually a picture of one on wikipedia, i thought it would be worse.:dontknow:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
    (Now i know more than i ever wanted to about Kurdish masterbators :bigcry:)

    i worked with a guy who had it happen to him, he said his stitch marks make it look like he had a frankenpenis!
     
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