I burned my fingers.

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I was in the garage working on the lathe (penning, as SWMBO calls it) and she walked out. About 5 minutes later she calls me over to fix a tire on the lawnmower because she wants to cut the grass for exercise.

    Now, I could not hear her call me because I had my dust collector running and the lathe. I noticed her waving at me. I went over, bent down, and needed to grab around the blower for leverage to fix the jammed wheel. That was when my fingers became stuck to the extremely hot muffler.

    I had NO idea the mower had been running because I never heard it. I thought she had just walked it out of the garage.:facepalm:

    It happened probably 10 minutes ago, so it's not bad yet, but I thought it might be interesting to see how the blisters and stuff progress.:etm:

    It's just the tips of my left index and middle fingers. My pain is your pleasure.:hat:

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  2. Napoleon V2

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    did ur vagina get burned too?
    rub some dirt on it you'll be fine
     
  3. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    tape it up and go on pussy
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    [video=youtube;zVayWexsNuc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVayWexsNuc[/video]
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    can I stick pins in the blisters when they're ripe?
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Elias, you need to beat your wife more. She is trying to ruin your pen empire.
     
  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Who teh fuck cuts grass for exercise:facepalm:
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    I love this fucking place.:jj:
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    Thank GOD I'm left handed and I have and entire weekend to play Halo 4 and my first ipad arrived today. :suicide:
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    It's good exercise. :grad:
     
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    :rofl:

    That looks awful, Elias!!!!! :console:
     
  13. MatthewT

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    this. spray it with some Windex :pie:
     
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    BO2 Tues.
     
  15. eliasbboy

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    I finished 5 before her evil plot stopped production.:punch:
     
  16. eliasbboy

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    I was burning, not streaking.
     
  17. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    I thought this thread was about chicken
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    I'll cut the bastards off and start new if I have too for that.
     
  19. gridman

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    You on Xbox or PS3?
     
  20. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    try putting yellow mustard on them
    i read it on the internet so it must be true