I called to wish my mother a Happy Mother's Day and.....

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    .....got the answering machine! Another year until I risk contact again. :woot:
     
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  2. MrWarmth

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    Lucky!
     
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    nice!
     
  4. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I called mine and ended up over there power washing her patio. :nooo:
     
  5. Teeney

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    She has caller ID
     
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  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Waaah
     
  7. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    You'll make a great Mom someday. :D
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :shucks:
     
  9. Lemmy

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    Oh, I left a message so my call counts as "caring". :yes:
     
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  10. LawyerLarry

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    Mine was out to eat lunch with her mother and brother. I got off the hook quickly too.
     
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  11. NipplesAndToes23

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    I called my mom twice on Friday. Do I have to call her again?
     
  12. dawg

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    What you guys have against your mamas?
     
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    My mother calls me and she still thinks it's 1988 and I have an answering machine. HELLOOOOOOOOOOO HELLOOOOOOOO PICK UP!!!!! :facepalm:
     
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    I have nothing against my mother.

    The situation will be completely different on June 21st, however.
     
  15. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I love my mother, why else would I be over there power washing her patio. :D
     
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    My mom just posted this picture of her flowers on FB. :facepalm:

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    oh?
     
  18. Anfkid

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    Great job mom. Just tell her they're beautiful :jj:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    He's having her stuffed.
     
  20. NipplesAndToes23

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    :jj: I can't help but laugh at it.