i came home from work early today because i blew out my b-hole this morning pooing

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this is real and true and i wish it weren't.

    it's not prolapsed or anything, just very very sore. i had to poo this morning and i sat on the can for like 40 minutes and the poo was too hard to come out. i pushed and pushed and nothing. i considered digital stimulation but then i figured i don't want to stick my finger into my butt, so i skipped it and held the turd in. my butt hurt so bad. then at 10:00 i had my receptionist cancel my afternoon schedule. immediately after that, i ran to the bathroom and shit like crazy. my butt hurt even worse after than. so i just came home now. i pooped again. there's blood coming out of it.

    i think it's because i had some mini baby bell mozzarella cheese last night. but only two of them.
     
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    Best wishes to your sphincter for a speedy recovery.
     
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    Pushing is bad news.
     
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    baby bell cheese AKA butt stones
     
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    Not reading, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    Rated one star, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    I can eat a whole thing of those mini Babybells and not get brick turd.
     
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    Sore cock garage.
     
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    prolapsed pwnage
     
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    you men really like to talk about turdage :headscratch:
     
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    Do you like to have yours pushed in or do you prefer to clean out your pipe before anal?
     
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    Clutch just put me on ignore, faggit. Pwned!