I came in my mom while she was reading the bible

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  1. CMG

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    I was all up in that wrinkled snatch, fucking old hoe liked it too, mmmmmmm son gimme more son gimme more
     
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    akumba mumbwangi
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i bet her cunt taste like lavoris
     
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    No you wasn't.
     
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    This thread is giving me wood (srs)
     
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    it makes my mangina all tingly an shi....
     
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    Matthew T! Please address!
     
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    Does this tie in with The God Particle and the Bibble?
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    the older i get, the more i understand why there is a hell :coffee:
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :lol:
     
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    I'm sniffing her panties right now thinking abt childbirth
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I'll buy them with your dried spooge in them
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    How much would you pay for her pubic hair that I retrieved from my teeth after eating her cunt while she was taking a shit on my dads cock
     
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    mmmmmm....
     
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    $45 for every hair strand
     
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    I came in my mom while she was making me breakfast