Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Teeney, Nov 24, 2013.
$20 bucks can't get what it used too.
I'll fuck you for ten.
wow thanks a lot.
So how much will your completion cost me?
I tried to use a coupon for that. They just looked at me kind of weird. Talk about false advertising! Well, it said it was for five guys!
I was going to say go to the movies but I have to go back to the drawing board.
Does that include a tip ?
wait for the Groupon
Just the tip
Throw in another buck and I'll give you the whole thing.
I'm dirt cheap.
I am going to to the pocorn trick boy will he be in for a BIG surprise
It is with no small amount of irony then that the very act of having sex is also easily described as the act of hammering large quantities of air into a tight, moist space such that massive, squeaky farting will occur shortly thereafter. It can't be helped, and I submit that no one told you this prior to your first experience. For guys, this is actually a kind of added bonus to the whole event, like dinner and a show, a sort of fun, theatrical end to the night's festivities. For women, it's like finding out you're adopted and your birth parents are Danny DeVito and sasquatch.
Put a little cowboy hat on it. That's my signature move.
Ride em cowboy