I can get a boyfriend but I don't feel like buying.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Teeney, Nov 24, 2013.

  1. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    $20 bucks can't get what it used too.
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'll fuck you for ten.
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    fag...
     
  5. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    wow thanks a lot.
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    So how much will your completion cost me?
     
  7. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I tried to use a coupon for that. They just looked at me kind of weird. Talk about false advertising! Well, it said it was for five guys!
     
  8. Just Peachy

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    I was going to say go to the movies but I have to go back to the drawing board.
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :wtf:
     
  10. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Does that include a tip ?
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    wait for the Groupon
     
  12. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Just the tip
     
  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Throw in another buck and I'll give you the whole thing.
     
  14. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I'm dirt cheap.
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I am going to to the pocorn trick boy will he be in for a BIG surprise
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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  17. Stan Beeman

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    stop
     
  18. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    It is with no small amount of irony then that the very act of having sex is also easily described as the act of hammering large quantities of air into a tight, moist space such that massive, squeaky farting will occur shortly thereafter. It can't be helped, and I submit that no one told you this prior to your first experience. For guys, this is actually a kind of added bonus to the whole event, like dinner and a show, a sort of fun, theatrical end to the night's festivities. For women, it's like finding out you're adopted and your birth parents are Danny DeVito and sasquatch.


     
  19. Just Peachy

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    Put a little cowboy hat on it. That's my signature move.
     
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Ride em cowboy