"I can't AX the police to solve problems

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    President Obama once again used a fake dialect this week during a speech to a predominantly African-American audience.

    In a portion of the speech regarding crime and policing, Obama used the colloquialism “ax” instead of saying the work “ask”.
     
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    He can slide right back into it depending on his audience can't he? Shuckin and Jivin baby.
     
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    Gale King said "Quextion" on CBS news this morning. :jj:
     
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    He must've learned that in that muslim wahhabi school.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    I once had a gf who would get all butthurt when I spoke to black people differently that I spoke to her. :giggle:
     
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    Not gonna get me going today shiv
    Not clicking :no:
     
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    I embarrassed the shit out of my first wife one time when she was talking To out black neighbor Named Lil .... My ex was agreeing to something and she said " Oh yeah, they be doing that shit Lil."

    I called her out right in front of everyone. I said when did you start Getting all fake Street acting and saying "they be doing ?
    No wonder that bitch hated me and it was an ugly divorce.
     
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    You sure it was just that?
     
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    Oh it was a lot more than that but shit like that really pissed her off. She thought she was perfect and when I called her out she would turn red with embarrassment then even redder with anger. Fuck that cunt. :jj:
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    You ever see Bill Clinton address an African American church? If you were listening to that on the radio, you'd never guess he was white.
     
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    Not his fault. Just the President's white side trying to be friendly.

     
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    Yah.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I wish Jason Voorhees would ax him.
     
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    I may hate that man more than Mlaw and James Dyson.
     
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    schmoopy is a treasonous dog. take him to the stadium and use anti aircraft guns on him.
     
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    Good thread