Stern Show "I can't believe everyone doesn't have at least one cat."

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  1. DuckDong

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    Rebel Rebel

    Raise your fist
     
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    he didnt say that and shes literally more retarded than gary the conquerer
     
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    It would really impolite and tasteless for someone to point out to her most couples have at least one child.

    #barrenwomb
     
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    fixed
     
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    Aborting Saudi Arabian babies every few months takes a toll.
     
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    I can't believe this schmoe was the "bad boy" of radio/ media...# Neutered Howard.

    Larry King is more of a rebel these days!
     
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    "You have no idea."

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    Some of us don't have barren, childless women to look after them all day
     
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    "I can't believe anyone would eat more than one portion."
     
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    Today on the show he was talking about Richard Simmons and said that he gets it, he'd love to just stay at home with his cats and his hobbies and Beth and not really ever see or talk to anyone else. Maybe Robin. It sounded like the thought of his three daughters never even crossed his mind.

    He also said that when he wakes up and has to go to work it puts him into a deep depression. Robin said they needed to have a long talk.
     
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    It's amusing to poke fun at them, but this is one comment I can agree with. Cats make really awesome companions - people who don't have cats just can't understand this. If I'm sitting or laying down, at least one of my cats has 2 paws/legs and a head on me (and is purring). You could say it's because I'm a warm body, but they ignore the other warm body in the room (my husband). It's good for my heart and soul.
     
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    Funny, a few years ago Howard didn't want ANY cats. Of course, Beth completely ignored his wishes:

    Beth Surprises Howard With News Of New Pets. 12/14/09. 9:40am
    Beth said that they're getting one cat, possibly 2. Howard said he doesn't think that it's the right time for that. He said that if she wants cats that's fine but he'd prefer that they didn't. He said he has to go along with it. Beth said that he's going to love them. Howard said he loves Beth and he'll have to just let her do it.

    Gary said that the cats do shit outside of their litter pan too. Beth said that the cats do not shit outside of their litter box. She said that's not going to happen. Beth ended up getting a little upset that Howard wasn't so thrilled about the cat. Howard said he wasn't looking to upset her. He said that he doesn't want the cats but he'll accept it. Then she said that he said he wanted the cat. Howard said he does want the cat. He said she knew that he wasn't that choked up about it. Beth said they're not going to get it.

    Ralph called in and said that he's very concerned about this cat thing. He said he hears Howard saying ''whatever'' and he thinks that they need to agree on something whole heartedly. Howard said they were way into the dog thing. Beth said that this is what is transpiring on the air and not what's happening off the air. Howard said he hasn't been so excited about it off the air either. Beth said that they have to talk about this off the air and not here anymore.
     
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    I have no dog or cat, it's too cold in the winter to leave them outside, and I refuse to let them live in the house.
     
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    I agree, I fucking love cats and have had them my whole life, and I loved my dog more than damn near anything on Earth.

    ...but Beth is still a wacko and Howard is still a neutered hypocrite :)
     
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    My dog would love to have one of Beth's cats. She says they taste like chicken.
     
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    http://www.cozychicksblog.com/2015/05/is-your-cat-narcissist-probably.html