I can't believe I'm about to ask you fucking retards for advice

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But here goes

    So I am very close friends with this girl. She's actually the one taking me to birthday (belated) dinner this weekend.

    Here's the thing. We've both realized and admitted that we have a deep attraction for each other, and honestly she's probably, personality wise, the most perfect woman for me I've ever met. We have identical senses of humor, etc.

    Here's the catch. Last year, she, very briefly (like a month or two) was casually dating one of my best friends. It was not serious at all, and then she broke it off with him. I can't, in good conscience, date her, no matter how insignificant their fling was. He's too good a friend, and I'm almost positive it would negatively affect our friendship in some way. He would probably (I think) be butthurt.

    Then again...she's pretty perfect for me. And is definitely one of those girls you don't come across very often in life, if at all.

    So my question is, why is Blairg such a stupid faggot
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    gentle delicate lover
     
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    There's no clear answer to this.

    Which do you value more? Her or your friend? Ask yourself that.

    And tell me why you haven't started college school again.
     
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    fortune cookie version please
     
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    That wasn't the question. :arg:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I value them equally. They are two of my best friends.

    I don't think I would LOSE him as a friend. This isn't an ex wife, fuck, this isn't even his ex girlfriend.

    But he's sensitive and easily butthurt so yeah...
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Seriously learn to read cocksuckers
     
  9. Oderus

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    I lolled. I'd rep you, but, well, schmoopy's a bitchface.
     
  10. gilaet

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    Is this the guy you stole those coupons from?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Schmoopy stop ruining my message board experience
     
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    Ask him what he thinks.
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    is this a rhetorical question?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj: I didn't STEAL them, it was a figure of speech. He had a bunch on his counter and I knew he wasn't gonna use them so I was like ooh I'm taking this and he's like k
     
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    Talk to him first.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh God

    Drama :facepalm:
     
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    If she's really perfect for you, he should understand.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've thought about it
     
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    Talk to your bro. Tell him your intentions so he won't think you're creeping behind his back.
    Then lick the living shit out of her.
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    You're friend is a total faggit if he would be butthurt over it. If he was a real friend,
    he would be happy for you and her.

    I can't stand when people put pussy on "reserve." This includes ex-girlfreinds, sisters, "friends", etc.

    Do it anyway and let him learn how to man up and deal with it. Life's too short.