WTF I can't believe it has come to this

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But I actually have to ask for help from posters from the beautiful city :puke: of Philadelphia

    I'm looking for tips on how to make the perfect homemade and authentic Philly cheesesteak. Particularly as it pertains to type of cheese, but also things like, does the cut of beef matter, etc.

    I don't know which ones of you are from that wonderful place though. @Tuesday? @DrSublux ?


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  2. LonghornJ

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    Impossible... Steam Ums are probably your best bet
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Also a Pikachu AND a Squirtle popped up in my living room last night so lick my red nuts

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    Steak Umm, ketchup and American cheese. :hhh:
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The fuck is that
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Jesus wept
     
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    Get some good steak. Slice into very thin strips. Fry with onions and peppers. Add some cheese, provolone or something. Enjoy.
     
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    The Philly people use Cheez Wizz but the correct answer is Provolone
     
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    Careful, people from Philly will tell you there is no way you can replicate their local cuisine, and if you try, they'll somewhat impolitely let you know you've fucked up. I made a "tomato pie" (cold pizza with no cheese, basically) for a friend from Philly a few months ago, and she was like, eh, it's not the same. Yes it is, god dammit.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm not making them Miss Mayonnaise is, but I need to help her because she's not an awesome cook like I am

    She told me that you're supposed to use provolone on cheesesteaks and I was all like HA HA THAT IS ADORABLE BUT NO

    Aren't you supposed to use Velveeta or something
     
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    Don't overlook the bread, you need the right type of sub roll.
     
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    The fuck even is Cheez Wizz

    I seen on Man Vs Food where they ladle the shit on and it's like liquid and orange but where do I find that
     
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    ^This
     
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    the store in a jar. That Wal Mart you shop at should have plenty of it, definite white trash food.

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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Thanks for being so helpful


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    Just drive to Jersey Mikes and order the #13. Cheesesteaks aren't good made at home
     
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    It's actually not the #13, I forget the number :grad:
     
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    Cheese that comes in a jar is not cheese.
     
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