Entertainment I can't believe Jar Jar Binks becomes Darth Vader!

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  1. bootyclause

    bootyclause Well-Known Member

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    Never saw that coming.
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    i still can't believe Princess Leia was married to Jar-Jar for so long. I could see that she was drunk one night and woke up next to Jar Jar, but to actually marry him?
     
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    Chewbacca and Yoda are now gay lovers? Talk about a ruined weekend!
     
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    thats why Han always called him by his gay community name: Chewie
     
  5. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    No spoilers dammit! :pissed:
     
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    Did you know in the movie Tora, Tora, Tora, the Japs bomb Pearl Harbor?
     
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    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    Leia is a total freak. Ever since she had that threesome with R2D2 and C3PO she was never the same.
     
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    i read that Jar-Jar kept licking her hair-cinnabons
     
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    did your dad see you becoming a total faggot?
     
  10. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    NSFW Spoiler -- Jar Jar's tongue. OMG. OMFG. Explosive, mind-bending screaming sex.
     
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  11. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    Jar-Jar got so turned on by those hair-cinnabons- he probably wore out Leia every night
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    i keep thinking that in the sequel, gp2 would be perfect as Jar-Jar & Leia's illegitimate daughter.
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    :giggle:

    Their daughter the drama queen