"I can't eat evolved animals because they are able to grieve Robin"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I'm only down to eating fish.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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  3. racerx

    racerx New Member

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    howard never had goldfish
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    He's such a bitch.
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Fish love to be eaten. Look how happy this guy is about it!

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  6. DaBUU

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    Did he really fukn say that?
     
  7. Rodney21a

    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Pseudo science that he "learnt" from reading the new York post. For Fucks sake....
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I swear if he makes one more sissy comment I might spawn a vagina.
     
  9. Joe Bauers

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    I'm sure chickens Grieve. I don't care how they die, I'm still eating them. And ground steak is absolutely the best. :buffet:


    Howard is a Tater head. :tater:
     
  10. racerx

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    i wonder if he would pick one of those lobsters in the tank that some restaurants have
     
  11. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    The abortion fanatic grieves for a chicken....
     
  12. NotMyBro

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    hahahah… he's so fucking crazy.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    while wearing animal skins....
    if he were interested in the welfare of people....he'd have to wear their skins too!
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    The real story here is that GP still listens to the show
     
  16. Icculus

    Icculus Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure all of Beth's handbags and footwear come from fish skin. PHONY HYPOCRITICAL CELEB NONSENSE.

    "You are aware that they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right?"

    -Michael Bluth
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    I only eat certain evolved animals, specifically to watch their kin grieve.
     
  18. VAsiCkBoy

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    He has no problem wearing their skin. Does he think they shed it?
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    My house butts up against a cow corral. I get concerned looks over the cinder block fence when I use the grill.
     
  20. JoeyG

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    I think they grieve too. That's why I shoot all of them. Last year, I was deer hunting in Northern Michigan and a doe and it's two fawns walked by my stand. I shot the doe, and the fawns just hung around the body that was laying on the forest floor. I even got down from the stand, and the fawns wouldn't leave. So i shot them too. Now, no one is greiving.