I can't get a coy friend, I feel like fucking trying

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by FtM, Nov 24, 2013.

  1. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    ...just kidding, I'm too coy myself to actually try. :c
     
  2. TripTo My Taint

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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Oh...I'm def kidding too. Definitely.
     
  4. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    There's no need to be, Roy.
     
  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I am not in the mood for this shit tonight ftm...those asshole bullies ruined my other thread and now you are making fun of it with a lame spinoff. Don't fucking make me alert on you. I will PM Dawg.
     
  7. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Do it. And don't stop at one PM. You need to send at least 10 if you really want to get his attention.
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    [video=youtube;GMKUGn6MbJk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMKUGn6MbJk[/video]
     
  10. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    :lol:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    And then Dawg will come here and make a spin-off thread. :giggle:
     
  12. Just Peachy

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    Coquet, coquette, you know I won't forget.
    How you kissed me strange to prove you were mythical
    My coquet you are the death, you are the pinnacle.

    Suck on that.
     
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    Noted.
     
  14. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    You're getting hot sex from a gal who is nearly 40{experience)???

    You're better off than most men here, embrace that and pummel it to death because you're young.

    ...and hit alert on me because I want to build my criminal record around here, most people take me for a Patsy. :up:
     
  15. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    [video=youtube;9qZXENAU4xY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qZXENAU4xY[/video]
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Those ugly kids call me DaDa...
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Dream Theater...:lol:
     
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    You are right Fran. This kid is young and handsome and he bows down to the opinions of these idiots. The kid doesn't even have hair on his body for christ's sake. Gary and the Fake Gary's need to go outside and absorb what little light that's left in Norway for fuck's sake.
     
  20. FtM

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    Pet little turtles in your bedroom. :dance:

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