I can't get a girlfriend. I feel like fucking crying

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  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I'm starting to have feelings for the 39 year old woman I'm seeing, but I know she's not interested in dating. She just thinks the sex is fun, and I know it's only a matter of time before she finds another guy. I'm her first "younger" guy and she finds it exciting but she also tells me about all the other young guys who contact her on the dating website and I fake laugh as if its funny but really it hurts. I want to tell her we should be exclusive, and that I really like her, but I think maybe she likes the attention she's starting to get.

    It hurts me because her and I have talked a lot, and she's told me everything it feels like. I feel I know her well and that we would be good together, but then she tells me about other guys she talking to. When I lose her, I'll have no one again. She came to my place Saturday and we made dinner together (her recipe), drank wine, and had really good sex. She slept on me naked in my bed for many hours but I couldn't sleep because I'm used to being up till 7am doing fuckall on the internet. She left at 4am and I followed her to a cab outside. The next morning she texted me and said I was getting really good. That meant a lot because the first night we had sex I was coming off a 2year+ dry streak and I was nervous as fuck and didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

    I like her but I don't think she likes me like that [​IMG] I mean, when we meet up and talk it does, and she'll say things like I'm really mature for my age and whatever, but then she'll tell me about the other guys again.

    I've only had one girlfriend in my life, and she was a shallow bitch. I don't know where to go from here, but I feel sad.
     
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    She probably needs an MCSE.
     
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    He later confessed, by the way, that he managed to fuck that one girlfriend once or twice ever, and she dumped him because he refused to take his clothes off in front of her. :jj:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    In my long history of fucking, I've been with 2 guys who refused to take their shirts off.
    A girl can't deal with that. :fil:
     
  8. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    were they big fatsos?
     
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    You ain't got no time for that! :derp:
     
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    No... it was weird.
    :bigthink: Maybe they had big pepperoni nips like Gary.
     
  12. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I think part of the problem is he was self-conscious about his weird little dink. :D
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I suppose most people are a little self-conscious...but if a girl's gonna fuck me I know she's got no standards so i've got no issues getting undressed. :dontknow:
     
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    Word :cool:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    He didnt say weird little chink, silly.
     
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    dink
    Racial slur used in the movies Apocalypse Now and Platoon to refer to the North Vietnamese.

    :dontknow:
     
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    I guess I wasn't paying attention. :down:
     
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    probably because your boyfriend took his shirt off.
     
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