I can't get a girl's end. I feel like fucking prying

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TripTo My Taint, Nov 24, 2013.

  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    It's just too tight!
     
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    sorry
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    yeah, not as sorry as me...
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Actually, anal is not a biggie, nor would it even be in the Taint's Top ten list.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    How long do you and your boyfriends wait until you introduce buggery into you relationships?
     
  9. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I actually just ordered some KROIL...supposed to be PB Blaster on steroids. We'll see.

    Glad to see the old familiar av back, Scott.
     
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    She's just not into you.
     
  11. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Says the guy who cruises "The Avenue Pub" on weekends...lol. "Home of the Man-Sized Cocktail."
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Maybe she needs to use the crowbar on him.
     
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    I have denied nothing!

    BTW...those cocktails sound simply delicious.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    No, the problem is that I can't get into her! :c
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    :secret:Duh, that's why I posted the pic a few posts ago.:banghead:
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    gphnY.gif
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Is that place still there? Is the Monroe Theater still painted like 10 different neon colors? I grew up 2 blocks down.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    No. It was the other way around. Please don't make a mockery of this very important subject matter.
     
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    HOLY FUCK!!!!! I had no idea you were from Rottenchester!
     
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    Shhh...me and TtMT are bonding...over our mutual hometown :cheer: