I cant get my hair to fucking sit properly and im about to break down crying

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    ive been pissed off all day and now i cant get my hair to look right it just keeps fucking up and looking disgusting with hairs glued together and sticking out all over the fucking place. im supposed to go eat dinner with my parents tonight but i just feel like canceling and staying home with a frozen pizza or something. I seriously feel like im about to have a meltdown
     
  2. Teeney

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    it might be best to shave it off :)
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Why do you fuck dogs
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Do you like when the lipstick comes out
     
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    Dogs have nice hair
     
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    Do you ever brush them after sex
     
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    you should cancel the date..sounds like your blood pressure is probably elevated due to being nervous..that's not healthy.
     
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    Get a classy Hulk Hogan bandanna. :grad:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It would be funny if you gave a dog a bone but it was a bone from one of the victims of the Oslo terrorist attack

    LOL
     
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    no you're not
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Gary just quickly wash your hair and go natural
     
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    pork roast twats
     
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    Try cum.
     
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    Gary u losing any hair?
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Stay home with 10 frozen pizzas. Faggot.

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    Human suffering. End the buttpain. :emperor:
     
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    You're such a girl.
     
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    You need a high and tight, Gary. Problem solved. Thread Closed.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    :jj: I was thinking he had a head full of jizz too.
     
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