I can't imagine giving the NSAL calendar

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  1. FCCstandards

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    To anyone as a Christmas present. Howard actually said it would be a great present. Staring at that dopey horse face everyday!
     
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    The only place that calendar is appropriate to hang is in the dayroom of a mental asylum
     
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    Maybe it is if you're this guy or one of his followers. :dontknow:

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    it's a gag gift, like plastic dog poop and those acrylic ice cubes with bugs inside.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I have a sister who used to give me a "gift" receipt of a $25 donation to some African pseudo-charity each Christmas. I used to give her something worth $100 from Best Buy. We don't talk any longer.
     
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    Bobo after getting his NSAL calender from his wife on Christmas....................


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    EVERYONE ELSE.................................


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    Beth said it would make a great "stocking stuffer", but it wouldn't fit in a stocking unless...

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    more like a bridle stuffer

    LOL
     
  10. MrWarmth

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    <<<< crickets >>>>
     
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    Lets say they sell 10,000 calendars at $25 (thats a stretch). That $250,000. The 6ianca fury friends construction cost is $7 million. This reeks of fraud, is there an IRS agent in here that can order an audit of NSAL??
     
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    The 2014 NSAL Calender with Beth O and her furry friends, the gift that's not even worth re-gifting.
     
  13. Winst

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    It's all for a good cause......BethO's fake publicity.

    ...give and give...and keep on giving until it really starts to....hurt.

    Never enough...never stop.
     
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    I wonder......if they made two different versions of the calendar....which version might end up selling more copiES.


    The version featuring BethO?.....ore the version featuring Scott Ostrosky?


    ...and don't think that someone somewear isn't thinking about it. .... :whistle:
     
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    Only good for those White Elephant gift exchanges.
     
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    It'd be a hell of a gag gift but 25 dollars is too much.
     
  17. FCCstandards

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    I can't wait until Elias gets his
     
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    I check EVERY day like it's December 23rd. :pray:

    I have my scanner strapped to the wall for emergency use like it's a defibrillator.:jj:
     
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    Leno has comedy gold in his hands and he just won't use it
     
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    I rather have a "Jackie's Jokeland" coffee mug. Howard makes fun of him for giving them out as gifts but it's more tasteful than Beth's vanity project. Funny he didn't recommend last year's calendar (without Beth) as a gift idea.