I hate meeting people and having to shake their hand. I'm not a germaphobe. It's just that no matter what I never seem to know how hard to squeeze. Either I go easy and the other person squeezes so hard I want to yell out in pain, or the other way around, I squeeze so hard I feel like I'm hurting them. And then there's the awkward moment when a guy introduces you to his wife and you don't know whether to hug, wave or shake her hand and so you shake her hand but you sort of just hold it there for a second like a flaming douche. We need to find a new way to greet people.