I caught a shart today

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  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    It was like the Willie Mays over the shoulder catch or the Franco Harris immaculate reception. I was pushing what I thought was going to be a fart while at my desk at work and at the last possible second, something didn't feel right, so I caught it and walked to the bathroom where a nugget then proceeded to shoot out my asshole like a bullet, splashing toilet water up on my ass.
     
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    Have you been doing Anal massage on your sphincter muscle?
     
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    :hhh: I work out
     
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    I have fended off disaster that same way many a time, just when it gets to the point of no return you sense there is more than just air and a Great Clenching takes place and the day is saved.
     
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    Awesome O-Ring control :lo5:
     
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    I'm gonna puke :coffee:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Good job, brotha. :pimp:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    my b-day is sunday i expect a happy b-day text
     
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    :lol:
     
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    When will Mr. Smith address this
     
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    I thought this thread would be huge