I cherish moments like these

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  1. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    It rained a few days ago and my chairs on my porch have collected water in them. Then my friend who hasn't been laid in a long time comes over so we can go to a bar and he can get try to get laid. He has on his best clothing, then goes out on my patio smoking a cigarette sits on a chair with a nice puddle of water in it. Good times.
     
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    You have to fuck him now

    It's the rules
     
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    I've heard this, too
     
  4. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    that's what i was thinking.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Smoking sucks. Your friend should worry more about cancer rather than his stupid looking clothes or the fact that he might be gay.
     
  6. Tranquil

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    I know this rule and have since nailed this above my door before anyone enters "If one enters and sits on chair full of water, one shall not get laid by owner of house. However if your a hot girl, then one shall commence with sex immediately"

    It's Iron Clad.
     
  7. Tranquil

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    While I agree, a few cigarettes during the weekend isn't giving anyone cancer. (I like smoking on the weekends)
     
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  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Are you gay on the weekends?
     
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    Are you gay?
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    He can't get laid because he has shitty smokers breath.
     
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    yeah, it does
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    ...and he walks around looking like he pissed himself
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Throw him a pity fuck.
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    It's not polite to answer a question with a question.
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    Wrong.
     
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    I'm rude, and you're a fag.