I cherish moments like these

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  1. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    It rained a few days ago and my chairs on my porch have collected water in them. Then my friend who hasn't been laid in a long time comes over so we can go to a bar and he can get try to get laid. He has on his best clothing, then goes out on my patio smoking a cigarette sits on a chair with a nice puddle of water in it. Good times.
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    You have to fuck him now

    It's the rules
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    I've heard this, too
     
  4. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    that's what i was thinking.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Smoking sucks. Your friend should worry more about cancer rather than his stupid looking clothes or the fact that he might be gay.
     
  6. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    I know this rule and have since nailed this above my door before anyone enters "If one enters and sits on chair full of water, one shall not get laid by owner of house. However if your a hot girl, then one shall commence with sex immediately"

    It's Iron Clad.
     
  7. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    While I agree, a few cigarettes during the weekend isn't giving anyone cancer. (I like smoking on the weekends)
     
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  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Are you gay on the weekends?
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Are you gay?
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    He can't get laid because he has shitty smokers breath.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    yeah, it does
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...and he walks around looking like he pissed himself
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Throw him a pity fuck.
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    It's not polite to answer a question with a question.
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    :clap:
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Wrong.
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    I'm rude, and you're a fag.