I chipped my tooth on a Jacks Links Sasquatch!

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  1. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    3rd day of quitting smoking cold turkey and was chewing on this faggot of a thing in a feverish attempt to distract myself from a horrible craving and...

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    bam!!! chipped my tooth

    :bigcry: i aint pretty no mores :bigcry:

    kinda looks like this but on the back of the tooth and one tooth over, best result on google images i could find

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    I feel like a hillbilly now:facepalm:
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Yer supposed to unwrap them first. J/k
     
  3. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    the wrapper is more edible and easier to chew:facepalm:

    its all downhill now for my teeth

    i might aswell get em all yanked and get dentures like Lever
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Little chip no biggie. You must have caught a chunk of bone. Which stinks because I eat those.
     
  5. The Snork

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    the "squatch" gets the lst laugh again.

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  6. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    I feel for you, i have had a week from hell with my teeth
     
  7. baltimore mike

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    is that RM?
     
  8. The Snork

    The Snork VIP Extreme Gold

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    Seriously how appetizing is a snack that purports to be made out of big feet? ... foots?
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    :wtf:

    Sasquatch Haikus
    Large hairy menace
    Forever out of focus
    Beware the Jack Links

    Revenge is served cold
    Now you ain't pretty either
    Sorry dude that sucks
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

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    It's like a bull pizzle stick!
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Stop taking crystal meth.