I cleaned human feces from local kids park tonight

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  1. synch22

    synch22 Well-Known Member

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    It is gross and never thought I'd see this. Some fucks apparently thought it was funny to take a shit ina a little sit and spin toy the kids use at the park. A very popular and busy one at that. There it was a pie of human shit with some beauty bark as kids played around it and I saw a guy almost sit in it not knowing.

    Well it was day 2 and the shit was still there, I was disgusted and if no one was going to do it I felt it was my communial duty to do so. Walked down after dark with my mini dog shit shovel, plastic bag, paper towel and clorox wipes. Did my best, threw dirt and bark in it and cleaned the best I could. Yes it stank to high heaven. I was a punk and prank pulling kid in my day but human shit at a kids park? Beyond anything normal. BTW I can't confirm but I believe a kid did get into it while there today, I saw his mom frantically cleaning him.

    That is all.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    you deserve an idiot medal
     
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    Sounds like a Yonkers tale.
     
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    If it prevents another day of kids and parents being exposed so be it. Shit was wrong on so many levels.
     
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    Nice work.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    just fucking move, its easier
     
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    Oh I'm sorry, I thought the toy was called the shit and spin......so I did.
     
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    Maybe someone had an accident. Don't assume.
     
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    It was a neatly piled deuce, purposely done in the bowl shaped toy. Not fun or funny.
     
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    Sounds like a shitty job!

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    When you have to wipe your mothers ass after she shits in her diaper then you can complain.
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Says the faggit that's afraid to join the poker room.
     
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    NYC has the worst stuff. I used to play basketball on this public court with guys from work and other guys that worked in the area and some local teens.

    There was a burnt cat left in a garbage pail on the court.

    No I didn't clean it up.
     
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    Cat pipe, someone was out of zig zags.
     
  18. boxers

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    Ha, " communal duty", my ass. Sounds more like community service. What'd they bust you for? DUI?
     
  19. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    Thought you weren't allowed to be near parks or schools?

    Alert :coffee: