I climbed a tree.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Really fucking did. Pine tree.

    Ever climbed 2 stories up a pine tree?

    I was impressed with myself. I'm 40. I wasn't sure if I had it in me or not.

    :yes:
     
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    Post a picture
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Who the fuck takes pictures of themselves climbing a goddamn pine tree?

    Dum dum.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well. Asked and answered. ;)
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    woah

    I just became very important.

    YAY ME! Suck on that Slippy-haters!!!!! :dance:
     
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    Be careful not to slip when you're up there









    :facepalm:
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Slippy!!!
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I got pissed off last night. So I climbed on the roof and laid under the stars.

    The stars are awesome out here on a clear night.

    Don't kid yourself, I made my pp toss me up a beer.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Can this guy stick his dick in his belly button too?
     
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    We had one in our backyard in the late 70s that was aboot 35ft or so.
    I climbed it a few times.
    Very sticky and those damn pines hurt and poke.
    But I did it.
    True story.
    Blither blither blither.
     
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    goldtopper For Real VIP

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    I was a tree surgeon for a few years. i pay people to do the high stuff now.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That shit sticks to you. Have you ever seen my hair? I'm still picking small trees out of it. Btut there was a soccer ball, up there and all the men were being girls.

    (late 70's!!!!!) You old fucker!!!!
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    We're all award that you've had it in you, many times. :hussy:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    TREE SURGEON!!!! Is that like a sanitation engineer? :lol:
     
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    I was young at the time you old dried up crow :fil:
     
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    award?

    Did you get stupider since the last time we interacted? :sad:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd shit talk you back, but I was well raised. I do not disrespect my elders. :hat:
     
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    and did you like it?