I clogged the toilet not once, but TWICE this morning !!

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    All that plunging made me late for work ....

    They really should make a special attachment (or feature) on toilets that allow for "Post-holiday" activity .... Kinda like how the Waste Management companies send out a bigger trucks after Christmas, so they can pick up all the X-mas trees


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    i was visiting a friends new apartment and after drinking several beers i needed to use the toilet, it took me 3 minutes to figure out it flushed with a button on the top instead of a pull switch

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    i worry things in 30 years life will be like demolition man with the three seashell system:dontknow:

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    If a cocky Rob Schneider-esque person laughs at me i will punch him square in the balls

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    I'd ask if that was Animalgod's toilet but it's all clean and stuff...so yeah...no way it's his.
     
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    I think those are the standard toilets for all of the buffet restaurants in the mid-west.
     
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    I wonder why they don't make a toilet that is like a garbage disposal? Something that will pulverize even the longest hardest submarine looking turds and shreds the paper too.
     
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    too small
     
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    Any opinion on the Shit Ship/ Poo Cruise?
     
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    I'm getting tamales tonight.

    #Won'tBePretty
     
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    why even plunge, just let it ferment there and you can have soup later:dontknow:
     
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    The fuck is wrong with you?
     
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    should I have used the crock pot instead? :yes:
     
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    I will be adding on a new wing to my home in the near future, and I will be including a "Post Holiday Meal " waste disposal device similar to the one shown
     
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    I demand that all toilets in my residence be fully functional at all times ... One can never be too careful
     
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    Why more people didn't hang their ass over the railing to drop their deuce is beyond my understanding .... Let the Dolphins & Sharks deal with it, not the 3000+ passengers that have to share your space with you
     
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    I've thought about that myself... Seems like a logical next step in toilet technology
     
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    i was actually expecting that when the ship came into port. To see the side of the ship all shit stained would have made my year.
     
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    Seems like a good idea but imagine having to clean that thing if it ever broke :puke:
     
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    :facepalm:

    You have to let it 'soak' before you go jamming that down a toilet.
     
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    Skidmarks all up & down the side of the ship, from bow to stern... That would have been classic !!
     
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    Festering feces is more than I can deal with ...
     
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