I clogged the toilet not once, but TWICE this morning !!

All that plunging made me late for work ....

They really should make a special attachment (or feature) on toilets that allow for "Post-holiday" activity .... Kinda like how the Waste Management companies send out a bigger trucks after Christmas, so they can pick up all the X-mas trees

 

i was visiting a friends new apartment and after drinking several beers i needed to use the toilet, it took me 3 minutes to figure out it flushed with a button on the top instead of a pull switch



i worry things in 30 years life will be like demolition man with the three seashell system


If a cocky Rob Schneider-esque person laughs at me i will punch him square in the balls

DO YOU HEAR ME FUTURE?

 

I'd ask if that was Animalgod's toilet but it's all clean and stuff...so yeah...no way it's his.

 

I think those are the standard toilets for all of the buffet restaurants in the mid-west.

 

I wonder why they don't make a toilet that is like a garbage disposal? Something that will pulverize even the longest hardest submarine looking turds and shreds the paper too.

 

too small

 

Any opinion on the Shit Ship/ Poo Cruise?

 

I'm getting tamales tonight.

#Won'tBePretty

 

why even plunge, just let it ferment there and you can have soup later

 

The fuck is wrong with you?

 

should I have used the crock pot instead?

 

I will be adding on a new wing to my home in the near future, and I will be including a "Post Holiday Meal " waste disposal device similar to the one shown

 

I demand that all toilets in my residence be fully functional at all times ... One can never be too careful

 

Why more people didn't hang their ass over the railing to drop their deuce is beyond my understanding .... Let the Dolphins & Sharks deal with it, not the 3000+ passengers that have to share your space with you

 

I've thought about that myself... Seems like a logical next step in toilet technology

 

i was actually expecting that when the ship came into port. To see the side of the ship all shit stained would have made my year.

 

Seems like a good idea but imagine having to clean that thing if it ever broke

 

You have to let it 'soak' before you go jamming that down a toilet.

 

Skidmarks all up & down the side of the ship, from bow to stern... That would have been classic !!

 

Festering feces is more than I can deal with ...