I come to my people with the bleakest of PC problems that only the experts at Dawgs can fix

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Feb 26, 2016.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    18,017
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    47,001
    Likes Received:
    19,834
    I have the official weirdest problem in history.
    Crappy old I5 HP Laptop with Win 10 installed.
    Everything works fine BUT - The left touchpad button will not activate the start button (The little 4 window icon at the bottom left). In other words, I can't get the menu to come up with the left touchpad button.

    THe button works fine every other place on the PC. A mouse attached works fine. I've deleted the touchpad and reinstalled it. I found a newer driver and installed it. I went into mouse settings, everything good. I went into the ease of access section to see if anyone had screwed with it. I looked in Programs to see if any weird program had been installed recently. It has nothing but the essentials and MS Office. I can find absolutely nothing in research that mentions this particular problem. I'm feverish with a cold and the only thing that is keeping me from jumping out the window is that the window won't open.

    My last ditch effort will be to reinstall Win 10 but that seems pretty wild. Anyone have any other ideas?

    I've already jpeg'd it too.
     
  2. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

    Reputations:
    13,006
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    10,974
    Likes Received:
    8,893
    You need to bake it at 450° for 2 hours ad 45 minutes rinse throughly with water shake off excess set out to dry.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    18,017
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    47,001
    Likes Received:
    19,834
    I'm going to put a big sticker on it that says "defective" but it still works other than this one problem. For what we use them, it's still a fine computer if I can get it fixed.
     
    doughhead63 likes this.
  4. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

    Reputations:
    13,819
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    41,655
    Likes Received:
    6,041
    jpeg it
     
  5. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2012
    Messages:
    31,614
    Likes Received:
    26,997
    I had that problem when I upgraded to Win10 and it's not a touchpad problem because it was on my desktop.

    My solution? Go back to Windows 7.
     
  6. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

    Reputations:
    13,006
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    10,974
    Likes Received:
    8,893
    ‎ISO/IEC 10918, ITU-T T.81, ITU-T T.83, ITU-T T.84, ITU-T T.86
    = Magic number
     
  7. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

    Reputations:
    1,246
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,565
    Likes Received:
    24,493
    This is your problem. Do NOT sink any money into getting it "repaired", because they won't be able to figure it out either.

    Get a new PC.
     
  8. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

    Reputations:
    4,318
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    6,690
    Likes Received:
    15,059
    Can't you just use the Windows button on the keyboard???
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

    Reputations:
    18,601
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    30,235
    Likes Received:
    19,198
    Anyone running Windows 10 is a huge faggot.
     
  10. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

    Reputations:
    3,806
    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2014
    Messages:
    8,609
    Likes Received:
    5,548
    I thought you just got a new computer from Costco ?
     
  11. Parrishgolfer

    Parrishgolfer Active Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    76
    It's a Windows 10 issue. Fuck Win 10 in the ass.

    /Thread
     
  12. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    439
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    11,940
    Likes Received:
    1,430
    Dream Theater likes this.
  13. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2012
    Messages:
    31,614
    Likes Received:
    26,997
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,580
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,148
    Likes Received:
    6,943
    I fucking Windows 10 and Microsoft is gay & faggot for pushing it on us :pie:
     
  15. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

    Reputations:
    4,638
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    39,192
    Likes Received:
    6,123
    tha hell is windows
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    18,017
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    47,001
    Likes Received:
    19,834
    This is just a training computer for work. Ill just trash it if i cant fix it.

    I could just use a mouse but it has to work properly for its intended purpose.
     
    Mojopin likes this.
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    18,017
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    47,001
    Likes Received:
    19,834
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    18,017
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    47,001
    Likes Received:
    19,834
    this is just one from work that we use for training.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    7,842
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    71,763
    Likes Received:
    44,475
    Since when is an i5 crappy? I could get a lot of work done on an i5. I still run 2 i3's at home :dontknow:
     
  20. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    58,974
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    38,077
    Likes Received:
    32,768
    Who me? I have an i378 pal